Release Announcement ‘Neurotica’ by Eliza Gordon

If you find yourself talking to Jayne Dandy, keep the
conversation on Star Wars and rubber ducks—best not to mention men, dating, or
S-E-X. Because Jayne is fine with the way things are: writer of obituaries and garage
sale ads by day, secret scribe of adventures in distant galaxies by night. But
her crippling fear of intimacy has made her the butt of jokes since forever,
and hiding behind her laptop isn’t going to get her lightsaber lit. 

After her therapist recommends that she write erotica as
a form of exposure therapy, Jayne joins forces with pen and paper to combat the
demons that won’t let her kiss and tell. Unexpectedly downsized at work, she
adopts a pseudonym and secretly self-publishes one of her naughty books to make
ends meet. When her adorable, long-time friend Luke, co-owner of the popular
Portland food truck Luke Piewalker’s, hears she’s been demoted, he insists on
hiring her to sling éclairs and turnovers at his side. Her secret must be kept,
but sparks ignite between them, sending Jayne and her X-Wing into a tailspin
that will either make her face down her neuroses or trigger a meltdown of Death
Star proportions.

A purveyor of fictions, Eliza Gordon has excellent taste
in books, shoes, movies, and friends, and questionable sanity in the realm
of love. Best leave that one alone.

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